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( blindly snap the broken beats ) aiden fields. ([info]callofthewild) wrote,
@ 2009-02-27 23:09:00

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001.

Help me. Crazy Herman's here and he won't leave me alone. And Ricky just put on country and western music. I might die.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god. Did you accidentally get transported to Hell or something?

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Someone flicked a switch while I wasn't looking, the sly bastards.




This music is awful.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Is it about a man and his dog? Or whiskey. Or a wagon. Or all of the above. And you better watch out, I hear Crazy Herman likes tall men. Especially bartenders.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:20 pm UTC (link)
All of the above. In one verse.

... That's not funny.

Okay he's looking at me, now I'm paranoid. Damn you.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Ouch. I bet he's wondering if there's room for you in the trunk of his car. Survey says; no.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Are you having a slow day or something? Or is it Tease Aiden Fields Day? Am I not getting my memos again?

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm having a day off for a change. I always take Tease Aiden Fields Day off though, so yes you're clearly not getting your memos. You should take care of that.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:32 pm UTC (link)
A day off? One sec, I'm just going to look out the window, see if it's the end of the world.

Damn. I'm going to have to fire my secretary. She's no good.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Hey I'd prefer to be working, uh sort of. Triage had to close because the generator died and they couldn't get it working again. It was subzero in there. So don't cut yourself, you'll have no where to go.






Hire Crazy Herman as her replacement. He'd love that.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:39 pm UTC (link)
That's stupid not good. If I cut myself, I think we have some Band-Aids somewhere. Maybe I just won't cut myself.





He might but I wouldn't.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:40 pm UTC (link)
dsakl Okay, near-inappropriate touching. That's not cool.

If you're not working you should come and save me help me distract Herman with something shiny. Bring some pennies or something.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:43 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA I don't even have the heart to make a joke about that, it's just a little disturbing.

Hmmm, I don't know. My feet are nice and warm right now and Friends is on. Again.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:44 pm UTC (link)
OKAY, AND AGAIN. THIS IS NOT COOL.

I NEED BACKUP. STAT.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:46 pm UTC (link)
OKAY OKAY I'M ON MY WAY.






BRINGING DISINFECTANT.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:48 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

I owe you one and your drinks are free all night, I swear.

lkgreh Christ, he won't stop. What is wrong with this man?!

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:50 pm UTC (link)
I can deal with that, definitely.

Maybe he's just lonely.......... uh if he starts getting handsy with me the deal if off, I'm coming home to Miss Chanandler Bong and co.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:53 pm UTC (link)
You can't just abandon me to the hands of Crazy Herman. That's cruel. You have to at least give me an out.

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[info]endinbloodshed
2009-02-27 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I'll say you look like you have yellow fever and that I'm taking you to the medlabs.

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[info]callofthewild
2009-02-27 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Works for me.

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